{"id":509,"date":"2010-07-31T12:39:52","date_gmt":"2010-07-31T15:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nuestrotaller.com.ar\/?p=509"},"modified":"2010-11-29T16:27:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T19:27:38","slug":"evangelistas-por-marcelo-scalona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"EVANGELISTAS.- por Marcelo Scalona .-"},"content":{"rendered":"

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EVANGELISTAS<\/strong><\/p>\n

——–<\/strong><\/p>\n

9.07 suena el timbre.<\/p>\n

Largo.<\/p>\n

Demandante,<\/p>\n

c\u00e9dula judicial,<\/p>\n

anciano, equivocado o cartero…<\/p>\n

O un mix…<\/p>\n

Ninguna buena noticia<\/p>\n

Estoy leyendo Vivir afuera<\/em><\/p>\n

sentado en el inodoro<\/p>\n

ya sin la faena espec\u00edfica,<\/p>\n

solamente Fogwill.<\/p>\n

Me recogo el calzoncillo<\/p>\n

un boxer…<\/p>\n

deber\u00eda tener yo<\/p>\n

para correr a los que tocan\u00a0timbre<\/p>\n

un s\u00e1bado a la ma\u00f1ana…<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Hola, soy su vecino<\/em><\/p>\n

una voz engolada<\/p>\n

locutor dominguero<\/p>\n

monaguillo favorito de padre Grassi.<\/p>\n

(yo no tengo vecinos<\/p>\n

vivo en un edificio de oficinas<\/p>\n

donde\u00a0agrego mi casa)<\/p>\n

El resto son edificios<\/p>\n

como todos,<\/p>\n

sombras, perfiles<\/p>\n

gente, no vecinos…<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Mi nombre es Ricardo Prieto<\/em>, dice<\/p>\n

(a m\u00ed qu\u00e9 mierda me importa)<\/p>\n

le mando un Qu\u00e9 quer\u00e9s<\/em><\/p>\n

para ubicarlo.<\/p>\n

Y a\u00a0Ricardo le salta apenas el r\u00edgido<\/p>\n

trata de seguir imperceptible<\/p>\n

quiz\u00e1 carraspea fm sol del cielo<\/p>\n

ofrecemos un sentido a la vida<\/em><\/p>\n

palabras de la Biblia…<\/em><\/p>\n

no me interesa, buen d\u00eda…-<\/p>\n

bueno, las palabras de la Biblia… insiste.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Buen d\u00eda\u00a0 -insisto<\/p>\n

y le doy un golpe a la horquilla<\/p>\n

del portero\u00a0que pasa por la l\u00ednea<\/p>\n

y le mete un cross a Prieto,<\/p>\n

tratando de llegar\u00a0hasta el Opus,<\/p>\n

San Pablo y las ep\u00edstolas<\/p>\n

a los colosenses.<\/p>\n

Y cuando vuelvo al inodoro<\/p>\n

no puedo evitar la relaci\u00f3n de contenidos<\/p>\n

\u00a1Qu\u00e9 lastima…!<\/p>\n

tendr\u00eda que haberle<\/p>\n

dicho algo de Marcinkus.<\/p>\n

O la letra del tema de Miles Davis<\/p>\n

the thrill is gone,<\/em><\/p>\n

el misterio se ha ido.<\/p>\n

Prieto<\/p>\n

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