{"id":7233,"date":"2015-08-14T19:48:18","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T22:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/?p=7233"},"modified":"2015-08-14T19:48:18","modified_gmt":"2015-08-14T22:48:18","slug":"el-pais-de-las-lluvias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/?p=7233","title":{"rendered":"El pa\u00eds de las lluvias"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"inundados\"<\/a><\/h2>\n

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EL PA\u00cdS DE LAS LLUVIAS<\/span>
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\nMacondo se empe\u00f1a en inundarse<\/span>
\nencarnizado territorio para el agua<\/span>
\nuna vocaci\u00f3n, un destino. Precipitaci\u00f3n <\/span>
\nde la familia precipicio. <\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nSiempre el desborde. Humedales<\/span>
\ncanal clandestino de la soja<\/span>
\ntierra extenuada que no drena<\/span>
\ncomo una fe por la desgracia.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nPol\u00edtica de frazadas, leches, colchones.<\/span>
\nVotantes agradecidos llegan en canoas<\/span>
\npor el ticket celeste, como el manto<\/span>
\nde la Virgen, Luj\u00e1n, inundada.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nM\u00e1s tarde vendr\u00e1 Godot, \u00e9l nos inunda <\/span>
\npara socorrernos. Yo lo espero subido <\/span>
\na los techos con mi escopetita del 12<\/span>
\npara desalentar a los saqueadores del pueblo.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nY justo veo pasar una vaca Hereford<\/span>
\nencima de un camalote. Por jugar <\/span>
\nle tiro con el aire comprimido.<\/span>
\nLe grito pullas y responde M\u00fa.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nUn M\u00fa largo y agudo como la chimenea <\/span>
\nde un transatl\u00e1ntico de Witoldo.<\/span>
\n\u00bfD\u00f3nde vas? \u2013le digo.<\/span>
\nAl Comit\u00e9 de Crisis.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n\u00bfVas a dar leche?<\/span>
\nNo, a votar\u2026 <\/span>
\n\u00bfQu\u00e9 cosa? \u00bfSos de La Rural, vos\u2026?<\/span>
\n\u00bfAcaso me ves en un cami\u00f3n jaula?<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n\u00bfY qu\u00e9 puede hacer una vaca?, digo.<\/span>
\nTenemos un comando de acci\u00f3n t\u00e1ctica:<\/span>
\nun reba\u00f1o, nos comemos las canchas de golf.<\/span>
\n\u00a1Qu\u00e9 risa! \u00bfY qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s\u2026?<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nUn terrapl\u00e9n sin olvido <\/span>
\nque paren el desmonte<\/span>
\nel saqueo de los caddies negros<\/span>
\nsubidos a los techos <\/span>
\ncon la escopetita del 12.<\/span>
\nBasta de agua para los fugitivos<\/span>
\nno hay lanchas ni corredores<\/span>
\nen la Atl\u00e1ntida Perdida.<\/span>
\n. <\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n\u202612-8-2015\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026Marce.<\/span><\/p>\n

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. EL PA\u00cdS DE LAS LLUVIAS . . Macondo se empe\u00f1a en inundarse encarnizado territorio para el agua una vocaci\u00f3n, un destino. Precipitaci\u00f3n de la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-taller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7235,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7233\/revisions\/7235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}