{"id":7738,"date":"2016-05-17T11:31:27","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T14:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/?p=7738"},"modified":"2016-05-17T11:32:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T14:32:53","slug":"100-gramos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/?p=7738","title":{"rendered":"100 Gramos"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7740\" src=\"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT-188x125.jpg\" alt=\"mACRI SHORT\" width=\"188\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT-188x125.jpg 188w, http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT-768x510.jpg 768w, http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT-494x328.jpg 494w, http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT-800x531.jpg 800w, http:\/\/marceloscalona.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/mACRI-SHORT.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1><em><span style=\"color: #800000;\">100 GRAMOS<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n.<\/h1>\n<h2>.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">100 gramos de carne en rodajas <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">finitos sueldos deshilachados<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">la vaca mira el estupor bovino<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">del votante: \u00bfqu\u00e9 esperabas?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">100 gramos de compasi\u00f3n<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">100 metros por un litro de leche<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">la hamburguesa Mac Gyver<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">con ADN de ratas y humanos.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">100 gramos de Macri, el hijo<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">Presidente del mes, dice la foto<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">del pibe que se va probando la gorrita<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y el kilo de trotyl en marcha.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">\u00bfCu\u00e1nto le cargo, don\u2026?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">Diez litros de s\u00faper,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">pero no lo pongas en el tanque<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">desparr\u00e1malo por el chasis<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y dame fuego.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">Cada 15 a\u00f1os bailar en el Titanic<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">salimos en la Vogue por charm\u00e9<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y en el NYT por corrupci\u00f3n<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">tarde o temprano <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">los editores de diarios <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">no saben c\u00f3mo diagramar las secciones:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">pol\u00edtica, social, policiales <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y el hor\u00f3scopo: <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">J\u00fapiter entra en Socma<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y la luna en Sideco <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">el tercer semestre del a\u00f1o es 2017<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">felices los pobres, <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">de ellos ser\u00e1 el reino de los cielos<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">pero que no toquen la g\u00f3ndola<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">habr\u00e1 dos inviernos, <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">cien gramos de primavera <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">y salchich\u00f3n fantas\u00eda para todos y todas <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">el almuerzo desnudo <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">la cr\u00f3nica anunciada<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">de otra temporada de incendios.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003366;\">&#8230;&#8230;..17-may-2016&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..MaRCe.<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. 100 GRAMOS . . 100 gramos de carne en rodajas finitos sueldos deshilachados la vaca mira el estupor bovino del votante: \u00bfqu\u00e9 esperabas? . 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